

(Just imagine me, the second day I'm here, in a little meeting for my new job in a new country. We are all experiencing jet lag, culture shock ("Why are all the signs in Chinese?") and the realization we are going to have 18 roommates... When suddenly we all hear the faint sounds of cute little midi music coming from outside. "The Ice Cream Man!," we all shout, little tears of joy glistening in our eyes as we realize, barring the language barrier, we are all the same at heart. "No, that's the garbage truck," the secretaries say as they run past our room to give the garbage men the bags of trash from Berhan. That's the moment I asked myself, "Where exactly am I?")
The reason the bins are labeled, is everyone has to give the trash bags to the garbage men. The garbage truck doesn’t just pick up the trash bags; someone has to give them to the garbage men. The teachers don't actually do it; the secretaries do it. I did it once during training, and let me just say it was a thrill. You wouldn't think so, because the trash trucks smell like, well trash, but you have to haul the bags up on the truck, while the trash man opens it up and looks through it assessing its contents. Meanwhile, the trash men are spotting trash in the wrong bag, so the secretaries are haggling with them. It was good times. We've only had our trash bags rejected twice, but I wish I could have seen that scene. Then the garbage men open the bags and if they aren’t done correctly (metal in the plastics bag for instance) they will reject them! That's right; the trash men can reject bags of trash. Now remember that the garbage truck never stops in front of houses or businesses. This is all happening at a slight running pace. All these recycling and trash rules make it difficult to throw something out; however, I totally think the whole world should adopt this way of recycling, especially islands. I mean if trash men had the power to reject bags of trash then just think what the world would be like! I was so surprised there was no recycling plan set in place in Hawaii. There was a little recycling place in Maui, but there weren’t any adverts for it. Don’t even get me started on St. Thomas. Any trash program there would be nice. There was trash everywhere. The entire island smelled like trash… But that's another story for another time.
2 comments, questions, critiques...:
Your icecream truck story made me laugh really hard. That would be a dissapointment to get trash instead.
Yeah...I'm imagining a world where trash can be rejected...it's full of streets covered in trash that the trash men rejected.
It was a dissppointment. As to your other comment, the streets are already covered in trash. Hence, my issues with St. Thomas... So, I don't know how you can say it could be any worse.
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